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Cyborg's Advice Column

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Cyborg- Hit me with it!
*Someone throws football at the stage*
Cy- Ow! Hey! Who threw that?
Viewer 1- I did, haha! You said hit me with it so I did!
Cy- I didn't mean it you little punk! You wanna mess with me!? You wanna mess!?
*Cyborg tries to jump off stage, everybody scatters but Raven restrains him*
Raven- Whoa boy, cool it.
*Ten Minutes Later*

Viewer 2- Uh dude, do you like, know how do burn CD's?
Cyborg- Weren't you here yesterday?
Viewer 2- Yeah
Cyborg- And the day before?
Viewer 2- Yeah
Cyborg- Well okay then. Let me see the CD
*Looks CD over*
Cyborg- Sorry dude, this is Tamaranean, ask Starfire about it tommorow. Next!

Viewer 3- My girlfriend dumped me
Cyborg- Dude, I'm so sorry. Okay, to get her back, grab the first evil girl you see
*Jinx walks in*
Viewer 3- Hey cutie!
Cyborg- Hey, thats my girl! Get your own!
*Blackfire walks in*
Viewer 3- Ooooh, hottie!
Blackfire- Hmm, you're not so bad yourself.
*Old GF runs in*
GF- What are you doing! I said I had to go to the soda machine and here you are with some other evil girl?! I cannot believe you!
*Runs out crying*
Cyborg- See, my advice works perfectly!
Raven- Despite the fact that the patient is slightly insane...
Robin- And thats it for today, join us tommorow for Starfire's advice!
Cyborg gets to give advice!
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